A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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