I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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