You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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