I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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