I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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