Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
