you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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