I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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