We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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