Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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