if you like me you must not know who I am
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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