I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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