got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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