Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I did not marry a roomba.
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