His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
