I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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