Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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