i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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