So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
