You surviving the open bar?
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it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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