fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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