just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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