wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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