I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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