Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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