I'm drive I can fine osifer
and you said cock pushups were impossible
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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