God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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