I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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