Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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