Just fell off a train. Bad.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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