I love black thongs
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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