I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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