i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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