it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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