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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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