they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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