Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Panties = found
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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