a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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