Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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