I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
FUCK WHALES
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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