He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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