i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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