God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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