I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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