someone threw a dead crab at me
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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