Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We had sex on a dog bed..
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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