She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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