Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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