Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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