I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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