Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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