of course. lets lasso hookers.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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