Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Randomize