If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Someone shit on the floor
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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