Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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